Giving Trump and Maga what they asked for. It’s time to give Trump and his loyal Maga followers what they want.

“GREENLAND”

I know this doesn’t seem fair to the inhabitants of Greenland but I am sure we can come up with something more than fair compensation. I am certain that with the money Donald and his family have accumulated during his two terms in office along with his many wealthy followers, it should be easy to come up with his two terms in office along with the funds to compensate the people of Greenland. I didn’t think this would work when Trump first started his second term in office when a larger number of Republicans and Maga followers still believed all the promises that were made to get him back in office. It seems that the less than wealthy in that group are feeling the crunch as are the rest of our non Trump people. Here are the benefits to Trump and Maga.

1. They will have the entire country to themselves. Donald can choose a name for the country that suits him. They can have billboards, posters, and statues of Trump everywhere depicting him as King,a dictator, the Pope, our lord Jesus and anyone else he considers himself to be.
2. )Of course any and everyone will be forbidden to enter the country without Donald’s permission. NO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
3. )Trump will already have a specially complete staff of Maga politicians to join him. All the ones that never defied him (out of fear) and will continue to bow at his every command.
4. )We should let him keep the special jet given to him by Dubai being it was specially made for him with extra bathrooms and exhaust fans.
5. )He will already have a specially trained military he calls Ice. I am certain of their loyalty being I couldn’t imagine if even one of them not being Maga. What an appropriate name for a military for Greenland. Donny has referred to Greenland as Iceland on a few occasions so it is in his thoughts. These brave warriors are trained to travel in heavily armed groups of 8 to 10 to search Home Depots and school yards etc. to chase down and violently tackle these little 4ft 6in woman and to 5ft 4in men zip tie them and without trial deport them without even knowledge to their familys. All for trying to provide a better life for their loved ones in the land of the free. Most of the Ice soldiers wear masks because they are embarrassed someone they know might recognize them. Bad news you Ice holes God still knows who you are.
6. Instead of having a White house for Trump they can build him a beautiful Green house having all his Maga constituents flip the bill for all the gold inlay, pictures of Donald and a secure bomb shelter.
7. There won’t be any rules Trump dreams up that Maga won’t approve. They can write their own Constitution without all the rules that piss Donald off. And finally all the judges will know their place.
8. Let’s face it Maga with more then half the country losing their shirts with both the tariffs and war I don’t think your party has a prayer at the midterms so you should all get out while the getting is good.
9. We are deeply in need of a leader that refers to us all as my fellow Americans and not try to separate more every day. If you ask most normal Republicans and Democrats I think they would all be thrilled to go back to how America was before Trump and Maga. I know I had no problems with food prices, gas, housing, etc.
10. If we had any proglems relocating Maga or Ice we can use our military (the class of the world) to round up these religious and political frauds so we can deport them without trial. Not as illegal immigrants however, but at discusting excrement. I think this is a way out there but I actually believe it would work because as divided as we are, I think separation is the only way. I promise to have somebveru helpful common sense posts soon.

Thanks Penniespop